“protect your package”

STEPHENS PASSAGE-
344 PM AST THU FEB 7 2008

…HEAVY FREEZING SPRAY WARNING FRIDAY…
…SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY THROUGH FRIDAY..
.TONIGHT…
N WIND 30 KT. GUSTS TO 45 KT OUT OF INTERIOR PASSES.
SEAS 6 FT. FREEZING SPRAY.
.FRI…N WIND 30 KT. SEAS 6 FT. HEAVY FREEZING SPRAY.
.FRI NIGHT…N WIND INCREASING TO 40 KT LATE. GUSTS TO 60 KT OUT OF
INTERIOR PASSES. SEAS 9 FT. HEAVY FREEZING SPRAY.
.SAT…N GALE TO 40 KT. GUSTS TO 60 KT OUT OF INTERIOR PASSES.
SEAS 8 FT. HEAVY FREEZING SPRAY. SNOW

This sums up what was going on out on Thane Road this morning. 

 8 degrees AND BLOWING SNOW.

Even the skipper of the “Towing vessel” tug boat Tongasell cancelled a revenue trip out of Juneau for the weekend, this NEVER happens.

Only a runner or x-country skier would understand “protecting your package,” but if you would have seen the good doctor, back from “cold” San Diego and the shop teacher you would fully understand.  It’s an interesting running form, but one that must happen if future kooks are in the cards from either of these kooks.  

The dentist pulled sonic boom way out past his comfort zone this morning.  There was no sign of these guys when we finished our run.  I’m hoping they made it back and sonic boom can still walk. 

One lone unidentified runner from Anchorage polluted our run.  He got a good taste of what happens when he is trying to  impersonating the judicial kook.  Running slow with a light.  The shop teacher decided to run right up in front of him, then stop.  Only to realize it was an impostor.  Oh well.  Word on the street is the judicial kook is in town.  Hiding.  Scared to run in the snow after his Caribbean cruise.

2 Responses to ““protect your package””

  1. Judicial Kook Says:

    The rumors are true, and it is good to be back in town. Eight degrees and blowing snow beats 75 and sunny any day of the week. I was doing my own package protection this morning — on the treadmill at JRC.

  2. I forgot Says:

    Well since it has warmed up and new attire might be Helly Hansen or Grunden. For the next two weeks I will be on an alternate running schedule. I will miss the verbal trashing, insults, accompanied with put downs, great philosophical topics on light reflection or refraction which I tried to forget after University Physics 101 or was that 201. Since the shop teacher hibernated Saturday doing his feminine honey dues, I did the blizzard dance along Twin Lakes and to my surprise it was pleasant. Just for extra and the Judicial Kook, I do not listen to the Bee Gees music in the cave which all the Kooks sounded like after Thursday mornings run. Put it this way…when your fingers are sticking to the car door you had better be ready for the Thane Road.

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